INTERLUDE I

DISAPPOINTING…

SIMPLY… DISAPPOINTING…

I TRUST YOU FOR ONE SINGLE JOB, AND YOU CAN’T GET IT DONE RIGHT…

USELESS, JUST LIKE THE OTHERS…

WELL, IT SEEMS I HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER, AGAIN…

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Hello?

Is there somebody in there?

Oh, hey, little guy!

What’s the matter?

Why the long face?

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You died, didn’t you?

Let me guess, was it the green one? The freckled one? Perhaps the orange one?

Oh, the white one…

Goodness! That 's harsh!

Perhaps… I don’t know… 

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Screw it, I’m gonna take you back…

Why? You may ask…

Well, because, unlike Mr. “I’m-Better-Than-You-Because-I-Said-So”, I actually can see you are way more capable than he lets you be.

Even without a brain, you did manage to get really far in this story!

And believe me, most don’t survive more than 5 minutes, let alone without their assigned weapon.

And just because I think you are really, really, REALLY cool…

Besides giving you a second chance…

I’ll give you a brain! Isn’t that great?

It may not be an advanced, super genius brain, but at least you'll be capable of basic thinking! 

Anyway! Ready or not, here comes the MAGIC!

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Shoot! I forgot to tell you! The procedure is gonna hurt A LO-